Voila! I almost died! You might be thinking that he missed...but he actually rammed into my sling bag and it tore because of that stupid ass motorcycle! He was just a stupid motorcycle a few seconds before but now I've added "ass", in it to show you that what he did was...ASS-ful. And I should have added the car honking at the motorcycle and a big "VROOOM" in the diagram to make it look more dramatic! Because it WAS dramatic! Like what the fish...I ALMOST DIED!
That motorcyclist should go back to school and learn that going against the flow of traffic is wrong and ASS-ful. I'm sure that if he keeps this up he's to going kill somebody and that is not a good thing! Stupid ass motorcycle. Your license should be confiscated...including your motorcycle.
And here's the more dramatic version of the second diagram.
Okay goodbye. My birthday is tomorrow! WOOOOOOOOOT! =D