...Drummertech.

This is a conversation between me and a customer.

Me: How can I help you sir?
C: Can you talk chinese?
Me: I can but not very well. (in canto)
C: Ok so I wanna ask ah...wha...wha wha WHAT is this package? I mean how is the package? (in canto)
Me: *Explains the package in canto*
C: Oh ok...I see...erm can you talk english?
Me: Uhh, yes. I can.
C: Ok so...I wanna ask ah...about the package again ah...
Me: Oh...ok sir...this is our...*explains all over again*
C: Oh I see...erm can I sit down ah?
Me: Sure sure.
C: Ok so now I wanna ask ah...uhh...how much I must pay?
Me: RM100 for registration fee and if you choose to continue--
C: Oh RM100 ah? ok...so can I put a different address in the registration? Because actually...my wife don't want to let me buy...so I lie to my wife say that my mother want to change her streamyx connection because very slow...
Me: *stunned* Oh...ok...emm...can can. no problem.
C: Because you know la....WOMEN...very...tsk...you know la! Very...tsk...hard to handle...
Me: Mmmmmmm.......yayaya. Ok so sir, would you like to register now?
C: Erm ok I just want to ask ah....the package is like how?
Me: *pissed* Uhhh...OK...for the first package...*explains*
C: Oh ok ok...i see...so I must pay the RM100 only la? Other charges is in 1st billing la?
Me: *relieved* YES. So would you like to sign up now?
C: Oh ok...
Me: Ok. *gets up to get registration form*
C: Eh eh nonono wait~ I need to think about it first.
Me: Err, ok...so you just give me your details then I'll call you tomorrow to help you book one modem.
C: *hesitant to write on the form* Err...nvm nvm...i'll write on the paper here.
Me: nono sir...you can write here.
C: Nvm it's ok. I write on this paper.

(WRITES DETAILS ON PAPER)

Me: ok sir, so when you are ready to collect the modem you can give me a call la. ok thank you.
C: *sits there for about 5 minutes* Eh eh, uhh...
Me: hmm? yes sir?
C: Ah...I just want to ask ah.....the package is how again ah?
Me: JUST READ THE BROCHURE YOU DUMB NUT! Ok sir...*explains all over AGAIN*
C: Oh ok icic...ok thank you ah...
Me: Sure. NO PROBLEM. See you sir.

(he returns after 2 minutes)

C: Uhh excuse me, sorry ah...I just want to ask one more thing ah...how much must I pay if I want to buy it again ah?
Me: RM ONE HUNDRED RINGGIT ONLY.
C: Oh ok...thank you thank you. I'll come back tomorrow. Sorry for disturbing.
Me: Its ok sir. Just make sure you come back tomorrow to buy it.
C: Ok ok, I will come back tomorrow to ask you again. Bye bye.

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