Yo mama so damn ugly that when she leaned out the window the police arrested her for attempted murder.
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Laughter is a stress reliever. ahhh.....
Okay back to assignments and revision. =(